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02
May

Fresh Fried Pasta!

So this is a quick treat that my wife and I really have grown to love.  It is born out of my love for all things stir-fried, and all things pasta.  This goes great with some suntea and a good book.  Don’t forget to use organic ingredients when possible.

Yield: 2 servings

What you need:

  1. 1/2 package refrigerated linguini, I like the kind with basil in it.
  2. 5 leaves basil, finely chopped
  3. 1/3 cup (about 79ml) finely chopped salad mushrooms
  4. 1 small tomato cut into small cubes
  5. 3 cloves garlic
  6. 2tbsp (about 30ml) extra virgin olive oil
  7. 1/4 cup (about 59ml) fresh shredded parmesan cheese
  8. salt and pepper to taste

First you get your pasta nice and hot, and ready for frying.

Heat your skillet to medium-high, add oil.  When the oil is hot, add your garlic and basil.  When garlic is lightly browned, add your pasta.  Cook with pasta in for about 45 seconds, mix the garlic and mushrooms in well.

Remove the fried mixture from the heat, and toss the pasta with the tomatoes.  Serve with parmesan cheese and salt and pepper to taste.

This recipe is super-simple, and it’s just so darn tasty.  Everything’s fresh, everything’s mild and flavorful.  You could also try this with a fresh drained salsa instead of tomatoes to add some spice to it.

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25
Apr

Racist Idiots of the Day: ImmigrationWatchdog.com

So, I’ve been looking for a story I saw on WCIA 3 news (my local CBS affiliate) about a group of veterans who are bullying a school in which students recited the pledge of allegiance in Spanish.  In my searching–I couldn’t find the story itself, sorry–I found many links to ImmigrationWatchdog.com, so I decided to take a peek at their site.

Wow, there’s some nasty racist crap on that site.  This site seems to assume that all Hispanics that commit crimes are not legally in the United States.  They also seem–at least to me–to imply that all Hispanics are here illegally and are here with the express intent to commit crimes.

I encourage you to take a peek at their site and witness how ignorant these people are.  This is a site where a state representative who stopped another representative who ignorantly referred to Hispanics as “illiterate peasants” by bringing the gavel down on him is labelled a “traitor.”  Mind you, the racist moron who called Hispanics “illiterate peasants” was not referring to illegal immigrants, but rather was referring to Mexicans in general.  The Colorado assembly was considering a bill that would help immigrant workers obtain temporary work visas from the feds in order to help a work shortage that the state was suffering.  This was a racist moron making a racist, hate-filled statement.  ImmigrationWatchdog.com is passing this jackass Douglas Bruce as some sort of speaker of truth.

This site is simply shameful.  Any real issues that exist are best handled by folks other than this group.

Popularity: 2%

16
Apr

Grilled Veggie Sandwiches

So, I’ve recently noticed that kungfooguru has been posting recipes on his blog, and I thought I’d start posting some of my other grilling recipes.  This one is one that I am a big fan of because it’s vegetarian, it’s delicious, it’s simple, and it’s cheap as cheap can be.

Here are your ingredients (I’m very picky, you can adjust to your level of pickyness):

  • Plain foccacia or other dry bread (enough for about 6 sandwiches)
  • 1/2 cup (about 120ml) extra virgin olive oil
  • Two vine-ripened tomatoes (preferably organic), sliced to about 1/2 inch (about 1.3cm) slices
  • 1 cup (about 240ml) shredded or 6 slices of mozzarella
  • 1 medium onion, sliced to about 1/2 inch (about 1.3cm) slices
  • 3 tbsp (about 45ml) coarsely chopped fresh basil
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise (the real stuff, or vegan alternative, not Miracle Whip)
  • Salt & pepper to taste

Note: with your bread, do not choose one of the greasy oily tomato foccacias, remember, this bread has to be able to withstand a slathering of olive oil and then grilling.

Yield: 6 sandwiches

Instructions:

For the sauce, you’ll take the mayo and one of the three tablespoons of chopped basil and just stir it together until the mayo takes on a bit of a green tinge.  If you’re using a dried basil the green won’t form, so just stir until it mixes.  Fresh basil will actually release oils and juices into the mayo which is just outstanding.  Add salt and pepper to the mayo to taste.

For the grill, get a medium fire going, and ensure that your grill grate is clean and lightly oiled.  Since the bread will take the longest to cook, let’s do it first.  Slice your bread in half (if necessary) and then lather the cut sides of the bread with olive oil.  Place the bread oil-side down onto the grill and let it sit there until it’s toasted and crispy.

Once the bread is done, oil the onion slices–careful not to separate the rings–and grill them for about 45 seconds on each side.  Then take your tomato slices, oil them, and grill them about 30 seconds on each side.

Assembling your sandwiches, put a thin layer of mayo on, put on tomato slices, and separate the onion slices into rings and put a nice layer of onion slices on.  Then sprinkle the further two tablespoons of basil over the sandwich.  Now, careful not to load too much on, sprinkle the cheese over your sandwiches and close them up.

To finish your sandwich, place it on the grill for about 30 seconds to a minute until the cheese is melted.

There you go.  There’s manchicken’s grilled veggie sandwiches.  I’d also encourage you to try other veggies on there.  I’ve been known to put bell peppers, artichokes, squash, zuccini, and even asparagus on these sandwiches.  You could also try sticking a tablespoon into the mayo mix if you like a good BBQ sauce.

Enjoy!

Popularity: 3%

08
Apr

When Patriotism Goes Wrong?

So I just now had a comment on an ancient post from someone who has stated that the constitution makes the United States of America the greatest country in the world.  I’d just like to take issue with that for a moment, and point out some of the flaws that are so apparent in this ignorant opinion.

First, how does a piece of paper make a country great?  The constitution is nothing more than a piece of paper with words written on it.  Mind you it’s a very old piece of paper, and there’s a lot of history behind it, but when it’s all said and done it’s just a piece of paper with a framework for government written on it.

A piece of paper doesn’t make anything great… it’s the people in the United States that make it great.  We’ve got some good people here.  I’ve met many of them, they do exist.  The people who make this country great may follow, enforce, and protect the constitution, and sure they may believe in the political ideals that the consitution presents and appreciate the framework that it lays out, but if the constitution were to burn these people would still be capable of making this country great.

Second, I take extreme issue with this horsecrap notion that the U.S. is somehow the best country in the world.  You’d have to have the intellect of a three-year-old to assert such nonsense.  There are so many holes in that sort of thinking that I don’t have time to address them.  The most obvious one being how do you rank countries in an order from least great to most great?  What measure would you use?  Money?  Military might? Population?  Largest square footage?  It’s something that I don’t really think can be measured.

What’s the purpose of someone trying to rank their home country as the best country?  I see it as the same mentality as a 13-year-old cheerleader who shouts across the pep rally that she’s got school spirit.  It’s great to have school spirit, but that doesn’t mean you go out there and piss all over the other schools because you think you’re better than them.  You can’t use it as a justification for why and/or how you’re better than them.  There’s really no need for us to label a country as the best country in the world.  And there are certainly times at which the U.S. is very far from the greatest country indeed.  There have been very dark days in U.S. history, and we’ve got a checked past just like everybody else.

Third, I’ve been to a handful of other countries.  I’ve seen Spain, Mexico, and Canada first hand.  That’s nowhere near the whole world, I know, but you don’t have to see the whole world to know that there are other very nice places in this world to live.  Seville Spain is very nice, a bit hot for me, but the people there are just very laid back and the city is very attractive.  Mexico has some of the sweetest people that I’ve ever met in my life.  Canada, while they export only the worst of their media–thanks a lot for Degrassi, my little sister tortured me with that show for years–they’ve got some very interesting culture.  They care a lot about their people and the world in general.

I’ve also had the delight of meeting several excellent people from all over the world.  I’ve met a great guy from India named Nigel who works hard, learns fast, and laughs easy.  I’ve met Tonio from France who is very passionate about pretty much everything, but is very thoughtful about what he does.  I’ve met John from Scotland who is a little quiet but always knows how to make folks laugh.  I have a great pair of buddies named Carlos and Eddie who are from Chicago but who have strong family ties to Mexico and are some of the most fun people I’ve ever met.  Then there’s Sarah from Australia, Sebastian–I think he’s from Denmark–and so many other people who deserve honorable mentions here but I can’t remember them all.

I am an American who lives in a small town.  I was born here, I’m raising my family here, and I’ll probably be buried here… but I don’t for a second buy this lie that the United States of America is in any way better than every other country on the planet.  There are just too many countries in the world with too many awesome people for any single country to hold that title.  Maybe if we pass it around and share the title then we can go for it, but it’s not exclusive to any one country.  The USA does not have a monopoly on freedom, on honesty, on decency, or on greatness.  The USA is one of a great number of nice places to live on planet Earth.

When a country gives itself a title like the greatest country, it pushes the rest of the world down.  The rest of the world exists too.  They’re out there, I’ve seen some of it.  What we do here affects them, and what they do out there affects us.  Globalization isn’t happening… it’s already happened.  God made us all, and God gave us all the potential for greatness.

God bless the World.

Popularity: 4%

04
Apr

Guck Foogle

So thanks to this pissing contest between Microsoft and Google, several good friends of mine back at Performics/DoubleClick have been laid off.  It’s nice to know that the world’s richest companies thrive on getting richer by laying off 30% of their workforce when there’s no solid business reason for doing so.

Fuck Google.

Popularity: 6%

28
Mar

The manchicken Song

Somebody wrote a song that has a surprisingly familiar title.  Here it is (sorry, they disabled embedding):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-EFXWmkeAk

Popularity: 7%

25
Mar

OOXML and DRM and Wiretaps, oh my! Help Win the Fight.

Yesterday I complained about OOXML, and the corruption with which it has been approved of in the United States.  In response I had some folks discussing how to help those who are fighting this problem to win their fight… so here’s the how to help article.

I’m a CDROM-card-carrying member of the FSF, and I have been for a little while now (since August of 2006). I’ve supported the Defective By Design campaign through donation and protest (October 3rd of 2006).

Keeping up with the latest technologies and media is getting harder and harder lately, because the general public is under constant fire from the governments that are supposedly for them, and the companies that they thought they were doing good-faith business with.  The boundaries between motive and marketing are blurring, and law-abiding citizens are being targeted by a plethora of technologies and practices that are designed to remove consumer choice, not extend it.  These limitations reduce freedom, limit functionality, and enable publishing companies to blame consumers for their failed business practices.

Joining with the FSF and other groups that help fight for user rights and digital freedoms is essential to helping win the fight, so here’s a list of places you can go to donate to these groups:

Join the Free Software Foundation: http://www.fsf.org/join

Join or donate to the Electronic Frontier Foundation: http://www.eff.org/support

Donate to the Free Software Foundation (one of many programs): http://donate.fsf.org

Join the Free Software Foundation in Europe: http://www.fsfe.org/join

Donate to Save the Internet: https://secure.freepress.net/site/Donation2?1170.donation=form1&df_id=1170

These are certainly not the only groups worth supporting, they’re only the handful of groups I can think of.  If you can think of others, please post a link in the comments.

Popularity: 8%

24
Mar

OOXML Corruption

Application Trends is reporting that the U.S. is voting 11-to-4 to approve OOXML as a standard.  William Jeffery, the director of the National Institute of Standards and Technology, is quoting as saying that the NIST favors competing standards.  What a crock.

“Dr.” Jeffery is naive to believe that any standard that Microsoft will cram up the asses of consumers will ever be competitive.  Microsoft itself is not competitive.  They do what they can to remove any opposition in favor of market dominance.  If approved as a standard, OOXML will be used as a platform for more market dictation, just as the exceedingly limited Internet Explorer has been for the web application market.  Once again it looks like we’re going to be limited by Microsoft’s inferior technology and selfish ideas.

It is my opinion that the U.S. Government is siding with a vendor with which they have contracts and are being encouraged–financially of course–to do so.

The general public, it seems, doesn’t deserve a choice.  They all just need to sit down, shut up, and use Geniune Microsoft Software.

Popularity: 9%

05
Mar

Better John McCain than Ron Paul.

So, I haven’t done a political article in a little while. This is a short one.

I’d like to congratulate John McCain–like he cares–in his presumptive Republican party nomination that he mathematically clenched last night. As someone who was concerned about the possibility of whack-jobs like Ron Paul or Mike Huckabee getting the nod, McCain seems like the least of all of the GOP evils.

That said, John McCain is still an evil. John McCain has participated in the force relocation of hundreds of native Americans, and is determined to keep using the United States military to continue military campaigns that will marginalize us in the world and continue siphoning money from more immediate needs such as education, healthcare, paying off debt, and reducing the damage that our society does to our environment.

While Obama and Hillary go back and forth McCain is bound to get a head start. I’m okay with either Hillary or Barack, but right now it seems as though we won’t know who the nominee is until the night of the convention.

Obama-Clinton ‘08!

Popularity: 7%

03
Mar

Free Software in Action: The Kubuntu Kid!

Okay, so this post isn’t entirely Free Software related, but it certainly has quite a bit of Free Software involved. First, manchicken.com now has a photo gallery where I’m going to put my photos. Yay. I’m using coppermine for the gallery because it’s simple to install, simple to manage, and it’s Free Software. You can learn more about CopperMine photo gallery here: http://coppermine-gallery.net/

Now, the Kubuntu kid! So I’m sure many of you know that I recently switched to Ubuntu’s GNOME to make the most of the fantastic support that System76 offers and to get some of the neat features that Ubuntu’s GNOME has to offer. But there’s still plenty of love for Kubuntu. Kubuntu is led by the best of the best, John Riddell, and it’s got some of the best developers in all of Free Software working on it.

It’s with that love and respect for Kubuntu in mind that I proudly present to you my son, the Kubuntu Kid.

Kubuntu Kid

This photo and more are available at http://manchicken.com/gallery

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