They say that Barack Obama is pro-infanticide, which is ridiculous. Dr. Dobson is a moron for holding and spreading such misinformation as fact.

This group also spreads hate speech against homosexuals, and commends a hate-group for restricting the rights of homosexuals to marry.

Then this entire panel in the radio show are painting Liberals as anti-family.  This group should be ashamed, and in Christian love I rebuke this group for its dissemination of hate speech.  I call on them to repudiate their hateful and divisive comments and call their listeners to respect the rights of ALL Americans, not just white Christian Amercians.

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Fuck Google.

I don’t under any circumstances like the idea of letting people go after we’ve found credible evidence proving–or even strongly suggesting–that they participated in these terror attacks… but who’s the genius suggesting that we should kill them, thus martyring them to the rest of their cause and making us look like jerks on the world stage.  There’s a reason why most modern countries have done away with doing away with people in their criminal justice systems: it does absolutely no good, and it just makes civilized people look like monsters.

Let’s keep these folks locked in a cage for the rest of their natural life, and let God sort them out when He decides their time is up… but FFS let’s stop murdering murderers.  It only harms our society and desensitize us to death… and I’m sure that this blood-lust isn’t doing anything good for the kids either.

So, I’ve got a little rant for all of the big box retail haters out there.  Do you visit Starbucks?  How about McDonalds or Burger King?  What about software, do you use Windows or MacOS?  Have you purchased a Dell or an HP or a Mac?  Do you have an iPod or a wireless phone?  Do you listen to the Black-Eyed Peas, or Destiny’s Child, or any number of other pop artists?  How can you possibly criticize Wal-Mart and put yourself on some sort of ethical pedestal when you’re doing any of these things?

Starbucks, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, and many other food service corporations have been under-paying their workers much worse for a much longer period of time than any big-box store ever has.  These companies have damaged our health with trans-fats and high-fat foods, they’ve damaged our culture by forcing smaller restaurants and coffee shops and burger joints out of business, and they’ve drained our local economies by taking the money we spend at their establishments and moving it back to the hometown of their local establishments.

Microsoft and Apple have not only been forcing other companies out of business, but they’ve been hiring foreign workers for the sole purpose of paying them below market wages.  They’ve also been spending millions on figuring out how to restrict what you can do with what you purchase more effectively, and with fewer possibilities that you’ll be able to work around it.

iPod, along with every phone manufacturer have released heavy-metal laden phones that are 100% proprietary devices that lock you in for years.   Your iPod is designed to only work with iTunes–though some have figured out how to reverse-engineer that–and your wireless phones are locked to their carriers.  If you’re a Verizon Wireless customer than you’re even actively funding a campaign that VZW has under-taken to undermine the FCC’s push to free networks, specifically with respect to the new bandwidth that is being auctioned off.  AT&T has actually been implicated–and is currently seeking congressional protection from prosecution and civil litigation–in illegal wire-taps that violate your constitutional rights, yet folks are gobbling up the iPhone like there’s no tomorrow.

Popular music is destroying our culture by manufacturing “artists” who produce music that the record companies think will be profitable.  The incidence of actual artists being discovered and making it big in the recording industry is become less and less common.  Disney has manufactured dozens of “artists” that we now revere as highly talented… but are nothing more than a factory working punching the proper product codes into the machines on the production line.  These recording companies have also been suing consumers left and right for using the media that they purchased in a way that they want to.  They’ve been getting college campuses to have mandatory courses on not sharing with your friends, and have spent billions trying to tell you that sharing is really stealing… all funded by state and federal tax dollars.

So, to me, Wal-Mart sounds pretty damned good by comparison.  I’m not one to justify one group’s bad behavior by pointing out the bad behavior of others, but it seems like some folks have forgotten about consistency.  I understand that sometimes it’s important to pick on the politically unpopular bad guys more than the popular bad guys when you’re trying to pass yourself off as a pinko “non-conformist” moron, and that’s okay.  But I don’t want to hear a damned thing from one of you jerk-offs next time I tell you that my mother-in-law found me a really sweet wok at Wal-Mart.

I also don’t want to hear you all crying about religions being inconsistent.  If you idiots can’t figure out how to be consistent in something as simple as where you shop, I don’t think you have any business criticizing the consistency of something much more complicated like religion or politics.

EORANT;

I’ll start off with a quick disclaimer on this paragraph. I am not a pedophile, I do not condone pedophilia, and under no circumstances would I ever do anything to minimize the damage that sexual abuse does to an individual and their family. Pedophilia, like many other crimes, damages people and communities. I am not trying to minimize this at all, just pointing out that while this is a horrible thing, there are worse things even than this.

What could possibly be worse than pedophilia? A warmonger. What is a warmonger? According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, a warmonger is “a person who advocates, endorses, or tries to precipitate war.” Several other dictionaries have similar definitions, but add that it is someone who does these things for personal gain. So what would someone seek to gain from war? Power, resources, money, land, religious zealotry, bigotry, self-righteous indignation, and everybody’s favorite: blind nationalism.

Blind nationalism is the one I think I see the most, but often times I see a combination of self-righteous indignation and blind nationalism. These two motives really do go hand-in-hand, don’t they? Think about it, one of the components of a nationalistic ideology is the “us versus them” mentality. Self-righteous indignation also has a similar mentality behind it. I think to a certain degree–remember, I’m not a sociologist or a political scientist, I’m but a humble geek trying to share my thoughts on the subject–these two things can morph into the exact same thing.

Am I talking about the Iraq war? No, I’m not talking about the Iraq war specifically in this. I’m talking about all violent action, excepting self-defense, including that which is done to enforce the law. Wow, that’s a pretty big thing to say there, isn’t it? Gosh, I must be some sort of communistic coward or pacifist or something, eh? No, I just realize that what my mom told me when I was a kid is still true to this day: hitting hurts. It does, I’ll show you. Try slapping yourself on the left arm with your right hand. That hurt a bit, didn’t it? See, I’m not making this up. And while hitting hurts, shooting hurts worse, bombing hurts worse, and stabbing hurts worse. That said, the “war on terror” is actually an excellent example–in my uneducated opinion–for this quick little study.

You know what I frequently hear that makes my skin crawl? You’ve heard it to, you know you have, it’s the old saying “freedom isn’t free.” What a statement. Anybody whose ever paid taxes sure knows that one, eh? When someone says “freedom isn’t free” in order to justify war I actually think it cheapens the entire concept of freedom. They’re saying that in order to be free, you must use violence to continue its exercise in the future. So in order to be a free person now, by their reasoning, if you are not okay with the use of violence and coercion for the sake of freedom then you are in some way in opposition to it. I think it’s even worse for the folks who have never served–which I admittedly have not served–in the armed forces. These people are saying “freedom is not free, but why don’t you pick up the bill Mr. Soldier?” I’m not a soldier, but I would think that most wish that while freedom isn’t free, that it took another form of payment. You know, like diplomacy.

So, now I guess some of you are thinking that I’m anti-military. Am I? Well, kind of, but not really. You see, I think the military is a great business. It gets young folks discipline, skills, money for college, and it does give us the ability to immediately defend ourselves. It also gives our government a great opportunity to give back to our society. WHAT?! Give back to our society? Did I just say that? Yes, I did.

The Jeep, computers, the Internet, duct tape, all of these things began as military research and inventions. Yeah, without the military there would be no duct tape, and we’d all be worse off without duct tape and you know it. So if I’m not against the military, what am I against? I’m against the offensive utilization of the military without a proven defensive purpose… and no, a bunch of bigots in the middle of the desert–even if they did pull off 9/11–is not a proven defensive purpose. Not even law enforcement is a proven defensive purpose. The only thing I would think that constitutes a proven defensive purpose is a substantiated credible threat that someone was invading or aiming a weapon at someone that the respective military force was charged with protecting. That doesn’t mean “he’s amassing WMD” but it would mean “he’s pointing WMD at us that we know can reach us and we have reason to believe that he will fire.”

So, now that we’ve gone through that spiel, how is a warmonger like a pervert? Well, I don’t know about you, but the reports I’m hearing are that war kills an awful lot of people, harms an awful lot of people, and results in a temporary or semi-permanent state of lawlessness that also hurts an awful lot of people. Pedophiles and rapists only hurt a handful of people. One rapist can hurt several people, one bomb–even a smart-bomb–can hurt several dozen if not several hundred (or in some cases several million) people. But a warmonger isn’t necessarily the one who is actually dropping the bomb, now are they? And a pervert isn’t necessarily the one who is abusing the victim either. Instead they’re both people who in some way get off on the idea of the wrong being done. Perverts get off on sexual abuse and/or deviance, warmongers get off on military forces killing and maiming. You see where I’m drawing the parallel?

Now, before you go off trying to defend George Bush or the Iraq war or whatnot, please understand that I’m not attacking George Bush or the Iraq war in the slightest. I am actually just pointing out that war is a bad thing–even when it’s necessary it is still bad–and that warmongers are the new pervert. Even if a war was necessary, it is still not okay to think of it in a good light. There is nothing good about war, ever.

So who am I calling a warmonger? Well, if you have ever said “freedom isn’t free,” have used the phrase “anti-war rhetoric,” have accused someone of being “anti-American,” or have in any way put war in a light that is in any way positive–other than citing with much resignation that it is necessary–then I am calling you a warmonger. If you are thinking of sending me an email to tell me how I should be thankful to the men and women who died to defend my freedom, you might also be a warmonger. This isn’t to say that I shouldn’t be thankful to those who defend freedom, and I am, this is merely to say that if you feel the moral imperative to tell me this than you are probably a warmonger. You might be a warmonger out of a flawed sense of nationalism, you might be a warmonger out of self-righteous indignation, you might be a warmonger because you never really thought of war as a bad thing, but for any of those reasons you would still be a warmonger.

Warmongering, however, I wouldn’t limit to war. I would say that those who advocate the assassination of foreign officials or diplomats or the use of deadly force to enforce the law–barring self-defense in the course of enforcing the law–are also warmongers.

So, why did I just spend a crapload of time writing an article about how I think warmongers are perverts? Because I’m pretty much just sick of it. I’m sick of this ridiculous idea that if you are not for all wars and all edicts of Washington that you are somehow in opposition to America or freedom. To all those who would suggest I should move out of the United States for holding these views, bite me. You can take your all-encompassing nationalism, your American flag bumper sticker, and your bald eagle hood ornament and shove them all right up your ass (be sure to use safe-sex practices, though). There aren’t enough yellow ribbons or American flag bumper stickers in the world to justify our more recent wars. This isn’t a sports team where you route for your team and poke fun at the opposing team with the us-versus-them thing going on. This is real life, and real people are dying, and real people are getting hurt.

Right now, in a land far away from the vast majority of those reading this post, somebody’s child is being hurt… think about that, it’s not a happy thought now is it?

So what do we do? Am I going to point out a problem without offering a solution? No, I wouldn’t do something like that. Here’s what we do: first, we create a 12-step program for warmongers. We could probably adapt the pornography addicts program for this. Then we hold our elected officials to account. When a politician is warmongering, we call them on it. Let’s get it through our thick skulls that killing people is a bad thing to do. Let’s learn from our philosophers and great thinkers and leaders and realize that there is nothing to be gained from hurting others. Let’s also get rid of this idea that violence is a good thing. There were many who cheered when Saddam Hussein was executed, why? Since when has death ever been something we cheer about? Even if the Iraqi people thought it necessary to put Mr. Hussein to death, why is that something that someone should smile about? That is a perverted frame of mind and we must do what we can to get that out of our culture.

In closing, I’m sure I’m gonna get flamed in the comments and via email on this one and that’s okay, but I hope that I will some day soon know the joy of living in a society that values life and that values peace.

So, as you know I recently switched to tmobile, and they have this nifty feature called “Caller Tunes”. For $1.49/mo you can get a song played to your callers instead of a ring tone. That’s kinda neat, I’m using the Super Mario theme. So shortly after that happened, I noticed that all of the calls from this collection agency were dropping before anybody came to the line.

At first I just thought that this was some error with just this collection agency, but recently an insurance agency has been trying to call me to sell me insurance. Sure enough their automated dailer was put off by this as well. All of these predictive dialers seem to be failing because of caller tunes. I suspect that this is because the automated dialers are trying to figure out when the ringing stops and when the answering machine begins. They don’t want to spend a real person’s time leaving voice-mail messages when they could just have a recording doing it. So, just like fudging text to beat a swear filter, this throws off predictive dialers because the pattern they were expecting never appeared.

It’s hilarious, and if you have a problem with predictive dialers and your phone carrier has this service, I highly recommend you try it out. It works for me.

According to Wikipedia (article here), Communism is “an ideology that seeks to establish a classless, stateless social organization based on common ownership of the means of production.” Wow, that sounds much different than what I’m talking about. Doesn’t sound all that horrible, but it certainly isn’t what I’m talking about here at all. Good call Ron Paul fascists and USA Wake Up morons, Communism is it?

If you have actually taken the time to watch the ignorant flash video where they put up all sorts of “evidence” and “expert” statements, all the while failing miserably to cite any of it. Their immigration chart has some sort of sourcing on it, but the image is pretty low-res and I can’t read it. Interesting. Their assertion that “terrorists” could take out our power grids like that just sounds like science fiction to me, but what do I know? I’m a communist, remember?

Now, in this video there are several things that they put out as “good” things. Things like racial profiling, the USA Patriot Act, and absolute American economic domination. Then there are things that they put out there as bad things. Things like immigration, religious and ethnic diversity, and campus groups that help folks exercise their religious belief and freedom. It seems to me that these folks are declaring freedom just as much an enemy as terrorism. I don’t know about you, but none of the measures they’re supporting sound like they are in any way in support of freedom.

So why am I writing this post? Afterall, it has been a while since I’ve blogged here. You all probably thought I was dead or something. No, I’m not dead. We’re just super busy getting ready for this baby to come. That’s why I’m kinda worried about cowards and racists like USA Wake Up.org. I’m scared that they’re going to destroy freedom. I’m worried that one day, if my son decides to get a great tan, or marries an Arabic or Hispanic lady, or converts to Islam–not my way, but I am pro-freedom so this is something that he should be allowed to do if he so chooses–that him or his family would be treated like second-class citizens. You know, like the way these pricks over at USA Wake Up.org are treating Muslims and Hispanics right now.

These guys make me sick, they don’t substantiate how any of this is a real threat. So what if the ethnic climate of our country shifts? So what if whiter skin becomes the minority in favor of another skin color? I don’t care, race isn’t important enough to me for me to be worried about that. I welcome Muslims and Hispanics with open arms. I’m not stupid enough to equate what a hand-full of people do with what an entire ethnicity is doing.

Who’s the real threat to this country? It’s not Mexico and it’s not Muslims, it is USA Wake Up.org. I’m sure God is proud of how these people are treating their fellow human beings. Real proud.

Unfortunately, since Verizon Wireless is CDMA, we did have to buy new phones. I got a Blackberry Curve and my wife got a Nokia Hotspot @ Home phone though we’re going to switch it out for the Samsung probably today. T-Mobile also promises to unlock all phones and devices after 90 days from the date of purchase, and I don’t think they charge.

Verizon Wireless is trying to charge me the early termination fee–even though the contract says they won’t–so I’m fighting with them now to get that credited back. It’s worth the fight to stop doing business with this scummy scummy company. I don’t know how vodafone outside the US, but Verizon Wireless is a seriously scummy company.

T-Mobile’s family myFaves plan is nice, and it’s a nationwide plan in the US so you get unlimited domestic long distance, and no domestic roaming charges. It’s very nice. The blackberry plan also includes unlimited data usage. All of this and now I’m paying $20/mo less than I was paying with Verizon Wireless.

Last night I stumbled across a site that was put up by some sick bastard who is fighting dogs, but also breeding and selling fighting dogs for the purpose of fighting. He probably makes a fair amount of money for them, too.

This sick bastard (technical term for a dog fighter) had photos on his site of dogs fighting, dogs that he was selling telling potential buyers what their stats in the ring are, and he had several “RIP” pages where he was mourning the loss of dogs that HE HIMSELF put in the ring, but who lost.

I also, today, signed a petition against breed-specific legislation, but also attached a note to it stating that I do support making dog fighting a felony with mandatory minimum sentences similar to murder. Those who fight dogs are murderers, and belong in jail.

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